JAE DONNELLY

This midfield warrior is hard,double hard and then some. When he's up for it(on the pitch) there's know one better and indeed harder than Jae. Never shy of a 110 % two footed tackle, this fella knows how to get stuck in.
This player is so notorious, quality seasoned professionals have actually refused to play against him. Players like Roy Keane,Keith Weller, Robbie Savage,Patrick Vieira,Nobby Stiles, Bryan Robson, Bobby Robson, Mickey Walsh,Graham Souness,Vinnie Jones to name but 10. I could go up to 11 Spinal Tap style but I won't there's just not enough time or space, which is what Jae creates on the field with his quick thinking and precise passing and lovely haircuts..style and space.He always looks hot, the girls go mad for it. He likes to rise to the occasion. Everybody involved appreciates this!!
On and off Jae has been playing for The Hope Inn since the early 90's and won the Player Of The Year award in 2000 and was commended for 'pissing on team mates in showers' when ever he thought it was the right thing to do. Jae used to be known as Jay or Jason or Bell End.Jae decided that Jae would be much better than Jay and people respected him for this and always called Jae Jae and never Jay.I admit it was hard at first to remember to call Jae Jae and not Jay.We think nothing of it now and everyone just calls Jae Jae or Bell End.
Sadly Jae was plagued with an imaginary friend called Samson which many believe hampered his chances of FIFA world player of the year 94.His form plummeted and he knew that he had a massive problem. Past girlfriends have been known to become very jealous of Samson due to Jae shouting in his sleep "Samson! Samson! Samson! are you there?" At first he didn't believe it until one day he woke up with two girls beside him and they both confirmed that they had heard this strange cry out to this imaginary friend. He knew that Samson would ruin not only his career, but also his sex life if it wasn't dealt with quickly. Jae has learned how to deal with this problem and has come through the other side a stronger person.Sworn to secrecy all we know from Jae is that Atom Ant was very much involved in this miraculous turn around in Jaes life path. Back for 2005 its good to have a Samsonless Jae Donnelly on board, up for it and enjoying his football again.........Still a Dinner Lady though.